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Master Your Bliss Life
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Master Your Bliss Life
Ep.65- Select Your Celebrity Doppelganger
In this episode, Kiera and Lia delve into the topic of role models and a fun, thought-provoking question: If your life was turned into a movie, which celebrity would play you? Join Kiera and Lia in identifying role models and recognizing how they shape aspirations. From personal stories to a surprise special guest, get ready for an inspiring chat that will make you smile and ponder while you are getting fit and reaching your bliss life.
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Lia
It's. It's self-care. Doing the podcast is now self-care. Honestly. Okay. So I read some study that was like, women who have significant others that they live with do, like, eleven more hours of housework per week.
Kiera
Oh, hell yeah.
Lia
If not more.
Kiera
On average.
Lia
Yeah, on average. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, because while Scott and I don't live together. I've been here for 15 days in a row, and so I'm here way more than I'm at my own house, which is fine.
Kiera
I was like, Do you even still live there?
Lia
Have you even seen my house lately?
Kiera
Are you paying rent?
Lia
Yeah, I'm still paying rent.
Kiera
It's a dusty ass mess.
Lia
No, because Beth, my sister, lives there.
Kiera
Oh, yeah, she lives there.
Lia
And Katherine, my other sibling, moved in.
Kiera
Really?
Lia
I have two siblings living in my house right now. Of my four younger sisters, I have two of them living in my house. And it's lovely, and it's fine. But I converted my living room into a studio apartment, which was the goal all along, saying for months, like, I'm going to move, I'm going to just go.
Kiera
Move into a smaller space.
Lia
I'm going to downsize.
Kiera
Get rid of a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Lia
And so the universe prepped me for the thing. It's good, and I love it.
Kiera
Yeah.And I had that. I had that in my last place, and I loved it.
Lia
Yes, the studio apartment space is so nice.
Kiera
It's just right there. Everything is right there. It was a little weird waking up in the morning the first few weeks, staring at my kitchen.
Lia
Yeah, luckily –
Kiera
But then I was like, because you have, like, a little separation from your kitchen.
Lia
Because it's just a doorway to the kitchen and the bathroom. So I still have, like, a significant – but my space now ends at the bathroom. When before I had two other whole bedrooms at the back of the house, and now I don't need access to them, and it's totally fine. What's weird for me, and I had this when I was living with my ex-fiance, is that it's waking up to see my desk, which is a stressful sitchy-ation.
Kiera
Work. First thing on your mind.
Lia
Right. And I don't want that.
Kiera
Because I had that, too. My desk was it was like, my desk, my kitchen, everything was just right there.
Lia
All my responsibility is just staring me in the face when I wake up. But it's fine. But no, yeah, there's more work to be done. Right. But also, I love it. One of the things I heard someone once say, that when you get married because you and I both got married when we were in our early 20s. – Yeah. – And someone once explained that as a startup, think about a young, early 20s marriage. It's a startup. You got to figure out HR, you got to figure out operations. You got to figure all these things out. But when you get married or join a significant relationship where you're living together and cohabitating and all that. It's more like a merger, because he's got his whole life. He's got his systems, he's got his processes. He's got his full kitchen appliances. And then you add you, which is you have a whole life. You're a full, actualized adult merging with a full, actualized adult, and you have to go through this relatively painful process of which processes are optimized better. And we've struggled because, for me, because Scott and I do laundry, super different. The biggest the biggest thing is laundry.
Kiera
Mick does, too. So I just took it over. I was like, I don't want you to do it. I'll just do it.
Lia
Right, well. And I was like, I love doing laundry. It's meditative. I worked in fashion for so long. I just love every single aspect of clothing, which is great.
Kiera
I love folding laundry.
Lia
Yes, but with Scott, he uses it as, like, a mental cataloging system, right? He does his laundry. He now knows what's clean and what's not clean. And so he misses out on that internal cataloging when I do the laundry. And so it's been, like, not a point of conflict, even, but just a point where it's like, we need to do this with intention, not just one of us barrel over each other. Because his system, he's one of those people. Okay. So I'm one of those psychopaths that I will wash, dry, fold, and put away all of the laundry in one fell swoop.
Kiera
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
Lia
And if I miss a step, the whole process has to start over.
Kiera
That’s me too.
Lia
The whole process has to start over. Scott is a wash, dry, put in a basket, and then he –
Kiera
Put it away later.
Lia
He thinks the basket means clean.
Kiera
I think that's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. To all of you guys out there that are listening but don't do that, props to you, but I think majority of men majority of men… when we merged everything together, like you said, we both have our whole lives, and so let's talk about the kitchen stuff, right? We all have our pots and pans. We all have our, like. And so literally, when we were moving in, it was like this if we have the same thing, two of the same thing, we'll keep the nicer one. But it kind of started like, Well, I like that. I like mine. And I said, okay, this is it. We had people helping us move in, and so I'm like–
Lia
Maria Kondo this.
Kiera
– you guys go through these. You guys pick for us.
Lia
Oh, yeah, your mom did it, huh.
Kiera
My mom and his sister in law, I think. I said, you guys go through this, and you guys pick the nicer ones. That way we have no –
Lia
Say. There’s no emotional tie.
Kiera
– say in any of this. We don't know what's staying. We don't know what's going. Whatever's going, put it in a box. We're donating it.
Lia
Put it in storage.
Kiera
No, we donated it. We did keep my pans. My pots and pans. His were nicer. Mine were pretty damn nice, but his were brand new, and we put them in a storage bin for when we get a trailer, like camping. So we can take those camping. So certain things we did keep. My little tiny coffee maker. We can take that up camping. There were some things we kept, but.
Lia
That's one thing. We don't actually live together, so I haven't moved any of my stuff here. So I have my full kitchen at home, and so I just use his full kitchen, and that's fine. But there's certain things –
Kiera
You'll get to that point, though.
Lia
– that I've optimized for his house. You're welcome. But he's been very because it's hard to have somebody else come in and change the way that you're doing things. That's not a normal that's very invasive.
Kiera
Yeah. And we've been living together for seven months now, and we're still working things out and working through things. A lot of it is like our parenting styles, too. I mean, that's like they couldn't be polar opposites. So we're trying to find this, like –
Lia
Which is crazy because you just don't know which things are going to align and which things aren't until you cohabitate, because our, so he's like a little bit of a pack rat and I'm the opposite. I throw everything away all of the time. And so I've had to really dial that back. But our parenting styles are actually super in alignment 100%. And so that's been really nice.
Kiera
See, that's nice.
Lia
But only because you're having the opposite experience. So it's one of those things that every single situation is going to be different and there needs to be very upfront communication and almost a sense of anticipating where things might come into conflict. We talk a lot about, like, I exist on a certain wavelength and he exists on a certain wavelength. And we would like to coexist on our own independent wavelengths, but we don't want to interrupt each other's wavelength.
Kiera
Our personal wavelengths, yeah.
Lia [00:08:46]:
Much. Yes. But you have to do it so intentionally. Super, super. So, from where we started with seven boyfriends to intentional cohabitating. It's a fucking ride. But I wanted to ask you because we talked about this the other day. Who is your celebrity couple doppelganger?
Kiera
Oh, jeez, I don’t…
Lia
This was so fun for us. We were like because we think that we, I mean –
Kiera
Like movies? ike thinking of like couples in a movie?
Lia
If someone was going to play, if there was going to be a movie of your life, like, of your relationship, because we think that our meet cute is the greatest story of all time. Right. Ten year romantic comedy of our life. So we decided that the rom.com of our life would be played by DAX Shepherd and Kristen Bell.
Kiera
Okay, yeah, I can see that. I was thinking Kristen Bell for one of me too. But…
Lia
Yes, but he's DAX Shepherd 1000%. The sexy, steamy, kind of dramedy version of our life would be Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.
Kiera
Okay, but you're saying real couples.
Lia
Yes, real world couples.
Kiera
Okay, if I could just throw two together into their own romcom.
Lia
Okay. Who would it be?
Kiera
I would say…
Lia
I think Kristen Bell for you would be good.
Kiera
Kristen Bell. Yeah. And Kristen Bell. And then.
Lia
So obviously we need to call her and become best friends with her.
Kiera
Yes. Okay. But for him, really, honestly and honestly, the person that's popping into my brain is… now it's gone.
Lia
Is an actor?
Kiera
Oh, my gosh. Adam Sandler.
Lia
Adam Sandler? And Kristen Bell in a romcom?
Kiera
I think Shepard's a really good one, too, because he's just such a fucking goof troop. Like, the shit that comes out of his mouth sometimes. I'm like what?
Lia
Could you imagine a movie with Adam Sandler and Kristen Bell? Aaah! No. Jesus Christ.
Kiera
Now you guys better make one because. I think it's DAX Shepard's, like, quite the goof. But I can't pick the same ones as you. But…
Lia
Also that just shows how, that's where our friendship comes together, is that the same actors would play us and our partners in a movie of our lives.
Kiera
Yes. I just couldn't shake Adam Sandler out of my head. Just the last few days, when we had this get together the other day, everybody in the family is just looking at him like…
Lia
What the fuck all this nonsense?
Kiera
You're so…
Lia
He is so goofy.
Kiera
But it's cute at the same time.
Lia
Oh, my God. Right? Adam Sandler's cute. I’m going to google celebrity couples. Best celebrity couples. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. You guys could do that one. Honestly, I could see that because you guys are well, just because Scott and I are not country at all.
Kiera
Neither is Mick.
Lia
You guys are more country than us.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Okay. But also reggae, John Kaczynski and Emily Blunt.
Kiera
Oh, yeah.
Lia
I feel like we could do that one. That love that for us. Who's Jessica Alba married to? Cash Warren? I don't know him.
Kiera
I don't know him.
Lia
Interesting. You know who we definitely wouldn't be is Kate Middleton.
Kiera
Yeah, no. Far from that.
Lia
No. And Prince William. No.
Kiera
Yeah. No.
Lia
Yeah, we're definitely… Do you follow Kristen Bell on Instagram?
Kiera
No. But you know, another one that just popped in my head is… what is his name? He's on four christmases with Reese Witherspoon. Because I could see Reece Witherspoon as my other–
Lia
Oh yes! Vince Vaughn
Kiera
So Reece Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn.
Lia
That’s who you guys are.
Kiera
We just figured it out. Yes. Because he's a goofball, he’s a little shithead.
Lia
But also the size differential between the two of you.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Vince Vaughn is a giant man and you are a petite woman like Reese Witherspoon.
Kiera
Yep. That's it. We figured it out.
Lia
Oh, my gosh. Amazing.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Yes. He has Vince Vaughn energy. Also, what's his name? From Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Wow I Met Your Mother.
Kiera
Oh shit.
Lia
You know who I'm talking about. Yes. So, that movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. That was one of my absolute most favoritest of all movies. Jason Segal. Yeah, right. Jason Segal and Kristen Bell. You guys could do that too. Yeah, I love him. But, like him, I think you guys would also be from How I Met Your Mother, because who's that actress? She's the one from American Pie. The redhead.
Kiera
Oh, yeah.
Lia
That you guys could be that too.
Kiera
Yeah, I can't think of her name but yeah.
Lia
So Marshall, my son, is in part, named after that show.
Kiera
Oh, really?
Lia
Yeah, because he so Marshall and Lily. Right? Because Jason Segal –
Kiera
I have maybe seen that, like, two episodes.
Lia
So when I was pregnant, I watched that whole thing, and it's so lovely. I never watched the last season because I know how it ended, and I didn't like it.
Kiera
It's so funny how we both got our son’s –
Lia
Baby names.
Kiera
– names from shows that we binge watched when we were pregnant.
Lia
I think that's –
Kiera
Vampire Diaries.
Lia
– every mom. But also Marshall was born in the Chinese zodiac, year of the Horse. And Marshall is, like, an old English surname for horsemaster.
Kiera
I like how that aligns.
Lia
Right? I, like, looked into it. I, like, did my witch research on this shit.
Kiera
No doubt. No doubt.
Lia
Gemini. So Marshall was a last name, an English last name for a long time. Also, it's like the marshall law, a marshall old Western. And I really wanted to embody this idea of old timey, not like today's toxic masculine masculinity, but like, olden –
Kiera
Old. Yeah.
Lia
Right. Olden time masculinity of honor and a sense of duty and purpose and valor and all of these things. So that is where the name Marshall came from. Also, if I have a girl, her name will be Lily.
Kiera
I like that.
Lia
We have this rule. Rule. We have this tradition in my family that the oldest daughter always has an L first name. So I'm Leah Shay. So it's an L first name and a, like, long a sound middle name. So I'm Shay. My mom's Linda K. My grandma's Lavelle May. Like, it goes on and on.
Kiera
Right? So, Lily What?
Lia
So for a long time, I wanted it to be Monet because of my love for right. Classic art, Monet. Then the other day, we were watching that movie, that Tom Hanks movie, That Thing You Do. Have you seen that?
Kiera
It's been so long since I’ve seen it.
Lia
Liv Tyler plays the main character, and she's phenomenal in that movie. She plays a character. Her name is Faye.
Kiera
Oh, Lily Faye.
Lia
Lily Faye.
Kiera
Sounds like you need to have a little girl.
Lia
Right? And then because I'm an ultra witch, I'm like, OOH, but I wouldn't want to do Lily because I like, more of an adult first name with – Lillian. – So we decided Lillian was too it wasn't it lillian wasn't –
Kiera
It just didn't wasn't vibin’.
Lia
It wasn't the vibe. So then I made a joke. I was like, well, what about Lilith?
Kiera
I like, oh, because what other show does that come from that you and I love to binge watch?
Lia
Also Supernatural, but also Lilith in Hebrew and Jewish folklore, religion, religious text. Lilith was the first wife of Adam who refused to submit to him. And then God cast her out, and she became and there's, like, a dozen different –
Kiera
Versions of this.
Lia
Versions of this. She became the mother of monsters. She became the first vampire. She became, like, the first succubus. All these things, right? I'm like, if I had a daughter, Lord knows she will not submit to no man. So it works.
Kiera
Lilith just fits. It's perfect.
Lia
If I had a daughter, it would be Lilith Faye.
Kiera
Well get on it.
Lia
Marshall and Lily, I would – listen. Listen, Kiera. It’s not like we’re not trying. It’s not like we’re not practicing. That is a, family planning is something that you do in your 30s. You don't just get knocked up like you do in your 20s.
Kiera
Yeah, well, okay. My guy over here is sitting here saying, well, I don't want to plan it.
Lia
What?
Kiera
If it happens, it happens. I don't want to plan it. And I'm like.
Lia
I mean, okay, there's one thing to be like. You live together. You have committed to a long term, significant relationship. It's kind of understood that you'll be married in some degree, whether illegal or not, one day. Right. You've already done a lot of the big right. You live together, you bought a house together. And so that's like a level of commitment that would say, like, at any time we are ready. We have crossed the threshold for at any time if you were to be pregnant, it would be fine.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
By contrast, we've been dating for four months. We don’t live together.
Kiera [00:20:24]:
We're a little ahead of you with two years and seven months or whatever.
Lia
Yeah. Pushing three years, it's, like, happens. It's fine. It's different to be like, maybe we should wait until we actually live together.
Kiera
I was just going to say, actually move in, actually combine the things.
Lia
Right. So, no, not looking to get knocked up anytime soon. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Kiera
Okay.
Lia
But let me tell you something. The second that you or I get pregnant, we must call the other one and say, Quick
Kiera
It’s time.
Lia
Hurry, hurry up.
Kiera
Get on it. Literally.
Lia
Get on it. I feel like I have to call my sister, too. Hello. We're pregnant now. Get on board.
Kiera
Can you….
Lia
Get on board. Can you jump on this bandwagon?
Kiera
It's so amazing to also be pregnant with friends, too. It's just a much…
Lia
Yeah, because you and one of your best friends, I mean, you guys met and became best friends because you were pregnant.
Kiera
Yeah. Also, my cousin was pregnant at the same time. She found out her daughter was born six weeks after.
Lia
Oh, fun.
Kiera
My son. And then I had another friend who she was pregnant as well, but she had her son two months exactly before I had Alarek. So there was a few people I was pregnant with, so it was nice.
Lia
I didn't have any pregnant friends, but my baby daddy's best friend and his wife got pregnant six months after we got pregnant, maybe even a year. Their son's a year younger than Marshall, but they got all mad because they were like, Dude, we were going to get pregnant when you got pregnant. And you guys have jumped the timeline significantly.
Kiera
Significantly. And they jumped on it.
Lia
Yeah, but then they had another baby, and obviously we did not. But my son's dad and his wife, so my son's dad, so Marshall's auntie, marshall's dad's sister and sister in law. So all of his dad's side of the family, all three girls, the wife, the sister, and the sister in law all had their kids within six months.
Kiera
Oh, wow.
Lia
Yeah. And they were all boys.
Kiera
Oh, wow. Yeah. Me and my two friends had boys, and then my cousin had a girl.
Lia
I have a lot of friends that have kids around the same age, which is nice.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
But there’s like a –
Kiera
You didn't know them when you were pregnant.
Lia
I didn't know when I was pregnant, so that’s different, but that's fine. Okay, here's my next question.
Kiera
Okay.
Lia
I was on the Internet, and I saw, like, I follow a lot of the therapists because I am who I am. Like my feed is full of therapists. Somebody was like, within six months of knowing your partner, you should know this is women to CIS het men. Right. If you're a woman identifying as a woman who is straight, who is dating a man who identifies as a man who is straight, you should ask that man who his female role models are. It's like a misogyny check.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Do you have any female role models that you're not related to?
Kiera
Should we call Mick in here?
Lia
If you want. Because I asked Scott, I asked him, I was like, what female role models do you have that you're not related to? And he was mean off the jump because he's really into music. He's a punk rock kid through and through. And so he was like Taylor Swift. He's like, I have so for much respect for her as an artist, as a person, as an entrepreneur.
Kiera
I like that.
Lia
I was like, okay, he's a Swiftie.
Kiera
Okay. He’s going to come in and say his mom.
Lia
And then he was like, the fact that Beyonce holds her own against Jay Z, he was like, I don't know how I feel about Beyonce and Jay Z staying married after his infidelity, but it only speaks to her character. Blake Lively was one of them. Just as like, because to be married to Ryan Reynolds would be hard, but does the thing well. Okay, so, Mick here we have a guest speaker. We have a guest speaker cameo from the man.
Kiera
You're on the podcast right now. Okay. She has a question for you.
Lia
Who is your female role model? Who you are not related to? A female… A woman that you look at, whether it's her career, lifestyle, the way that she lives her life, of a woman that you can look at and be like, that is a person that is a woman that I would emulate parts of their character.
Mick
Whoa. I never really thought about that.
Lia
Now is your moment to think about it.
Kiera
We're putting him on the spot.
Mick
Female role model?
Lia
Yes.
Mick
I haven't really thought about it, but I guess the first person that kind of comes to mind would be. That I’m not I don't know, not related to?
Lia
You're not related to, so sports, music.
Mick
I thought of my mom.
Kiera
And I told you he'd say his mom that's why we said not related.
Mick
You said I'm not related to. I haven't really thought about that. I have a lot of men that I role model, but not women.
Lia
Sure. So if you had to pick one, so sports, movies, television, music, anybody whose career that you're like, that bitch did the thing, or I respect that athlete.
Mick
Wow, that's a good question.
Kiera
Should we give them three minutes?
Lia
Yep. K, give him three minutes
Kiera
We'll call you back in three come back in three minutes. Go ponder this.
Lia
You want me to tell you Scott's answers? It'll help t.
Mick
The what?
Lia
Scott said, Taylor Swift as just a human who has done, like, an entrepreneur who has done the most.
Mick
That's actually a good one, yeah.
Lia
Same with Beyonce, Blake Lively. And then he also said one of his managers at work. She she kicked a significant drug habit and is a really great mom, but is also, like, a solid leader in the industry and is someone that does the damn thing.
Kiera
There you go. You got three minutes. Settin’ a timer. Go ponder. Call you back in.
Lia
He's going to have the same answer.
Kiera
I told you he was going to say his mom.
Lia
I mean, but also I think that, but for women, on the flip side, right. Who are some of your male role models? And you can't say my dad.
Kiera
You can't say your dad, yeah.
Lia
Right? Because you could say my dad, but I can't say my dad.
Kiera
I could say your dad. Although I was kind of adopted into the family. You can't say your dad.
Lia
You can’t say my dad/ Male role models who have done the thing. Keanu Reeves.
Kiera
Oh, yeah, Keanu Reeves.
Lia
I hate that he was in The Matrix because, like, I hate that all of the incels have adopted The Matrix as their banner. But Keanu, he is a humble, kind… I saw this thing that was like, keanu Reeves has had multiple women report that they have had absolute appropriate behavior from him. It's like, yes, Keanu Reeves is a kind, considerate, loving, respectful man. Same with Aziz Ansari. The whole Aziz Ansari, he has been a vocal feminist. He has spoken out for years about supporting women and being, like, this good person. And then this whole thing came out from this obscure news source that he made women feel uncomfortable and forced sexual engagements, blah, blah, blah. When in reality –
Mick
Has it been three minutes?
Lia
No.
Kiera
Sure.
Lia
Sure. Let me finish this thought. When in reality, it was just the girl searching for press coverage. So they put him on blast for being this fiend. When in reality, it was just women taking advantage of him, frankly, and his celebrity status. So those would be my two would be Keanu Reeves and Aziz Ansari. Also Dwayne Johnson.
Kiera
Oh. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yep, for sure. One of mine. And then I would say Tim McGraw.
Lia
Okay.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Tim and Faith have been together for a long yeah.
Kiera
Yeah. And they've managed to keep themselves out of the spotlight, they've kept it together really well. He's done so many things for himself, like with his music career, his now acting career. And one of the first people that popped into my mind was Sean Connery.
Lia
Sean Connery. I just watched the we went and saw the new Indiana Jones movie, which is fine. It's fun, but, I mean, Harrison Ford also love the man. But Sean Connery in the old Indiana Jones movies was also lovely.
Kiera
Oh, yeah.
Lia
And is James Bond, obviously. Okay, Mick.
Kiera
Okay.
Lia
Three minute timer. I don't know if it's actually been three minutes, but.
Mick
It took me a while to figure it out. But then I started doing some real thinking, and Oprah Winfrey.
Kiera
There we go.
Lia
She done did the thing.
Kiera
I like it.
Mick
She done did the thing. Everything was stacked against her. Look at her now.
Lia
Look at it and look at her then.
Kiera
Yeah.
Mick
True.
Lia
There's that story about right. That she got fired from that TV show and that her producer said, you'll never do TV. And it's like, on the one hand, how embarrassing would it be to be the guy that fired Oprah?
Mick
Yeah.
Lia
But also she wasn't Oprah yet. She needed to get fired.
Kiera
Yeah. It probably projected her in the direction that she went into.
Lia
Yes. Yes.
Mick
Ok, I’m going to go. Love you.
Lia
Go dad it up. Good answer.
Kiera
Great answer. You can say I'm your role model, too.
Lia
You guys are kind of related.
Kiera
I guess so.
Lia
It's the family you choose. You so, completely out of left field here. The Lego Batman Movie. Okay, great movie. I watched it a thousand times. But the Lego Batman Movie theme song is friends are family. And it talks about and it's just this funny, silly, upbeat, pop punk kind of song that's like, friends are the family you can choose.
Kiera
Yep.
Lia
And it's yes. Yes. My son was joking around the other day about who's your best friend? Because in maybe the most heart melting moment ever, Marshall, in full honesty, and was like, Scott, you're the best friend I ever had. I’m like, crying. And Marshall's, and they're like, well, who's your best friend? Mom? And I was like, Kiera. Because we had a incident the other day, did we not? Where somebody tried to get a little sneaky and just a PSA for anybody out there. If anyone tries to work Kiera or I against each other, you will lose. You will fucking lose.
Kiera
You will lose. They have tried. They have failed.
Lia
Yes. Trust me, we've had much worse than random ass BZ on the Internet try to come at us and create division.
Kiera
We're still here.
Lia
We're still here.
Kiera
They are not.
Lia
To the degree that, Kiera dated a dude that was also trying to hit it on the side. And it's like, guess who's not here?
Kiera
Yep.
Lia
Not dude.
Kiera
Yep.
Lia
Brah bruh. Just saying. Just saying. So you're my best friend. I love you so much.
Kiera
You’re my best friend. I love you. We've been through it all together. I mean, a lot. We've been through a lot. I wouldn't say a all.
Lia
A lot.
Kiera
But yes, a lot.
Lia
And it all started because Kiera proved herself to be a person of quality. You did.
Kiera
Yeah, over, Can we get some mimosas? That is a mimosa. Oh.
Lia
You just drank a liter of mimosas, you drunk slut.
Kiera
Is it time for us to get mimosas yet. The look she gave me was like.
Lia
But before that, just like, we went and got brunch initially because you had proved to be a quality person from the jump. And so it's like, I'm only going to surround myself with good people, and I can recognize good people when I see them behaving appropriately and more than appropriately, but honorably and with valor. Can I sneak the word valor in there?
Kiera
Valor. Yes, you can. I like that word.
Lia
Valor with high quality humans. And we keep our circles very small. Yes. High quality humans.
Kiera
I have definitely dwindled mine down over the years.
Lia
Yes. It's much more better. Did you tell him that you guys would be who did we decide your celebrity couple was?
Kiera
Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn.
Lia
Vince Vaughn. Perfect.
Kiera
He took the kids downstairs.
Lia
It’s fine. Good dad.
Kiera
I will let him know.
Lia
Reese Witherspoon, Vince Vaughn and Vince Vaughn.
Kiera
Perfect.
Lia
I feel like that means that if we did a Vince Vaughn, if he was Vince Vaughn, then Scott would have to be Wilson. What's his name? Right. Because it's always Vince Vaughn. And that's not Luke Wilson who's the brother?
Kiera
No. Is it Wilson what is his name?
Lia
Well, now I got to Google it.
Kiera
Google it's. A hell of a thing.
Lia
Vince Vaughn.
Kiera
It can be helpful. It can be dangerous.
Lia
And Owen Wilson.
Kiera
Owen Wilson. Yeah. It was funny, is my mind. I was thinking I said Jake. And then I was like, Jake owen. And I was like, no, that's not it. No, but I was thinking the name Owen Owen Wilson.
Lia
If we did a Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson movie, then you would be Reese Witherspoon and I would be Kristen Bell.
Kiera
Yeah, I think that would be one hell of a movie, actually.
Lia
Make it happen.
Kiera
Make it happen, guys.
Lia
Are you listening? Netflix? Netflix. Make it happen. That'd be so incredible. It'd be like the greatest movie of all time.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Incredible. Well, when we're not coming up with ideas for the greatest movies of all times, what are we doing with our lives? It'd be like the Wedding Crashers, but better.
Kiera
But better.
Lia
It'd be like Zoolander, but less dumb.
Kiera
Yeah, fun.
Lia
What are the top five Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn comedies? Let's see. Starsky and Hutch, Shanghai Noon the Watch, Dodgeball, and Wedding Crashers The top –
Kiera
Wedding Crashers. Yeah.
Lia
But more like, oh, did you ever see that movie? It's like Paul Rudd and he gets married, he gets engaged and he has no friends, and so he goes and finds new friends and this… this analogy fell apart.
Kiera
Yeah. Hold on. I know what you're talking about.
Lia
Let me just look. I Love You, Man. Yes. Jason Seagal. Yeah, right. Where Paul Redd has no friends and his wife's like, you need to get some friends. And then he becomes friends with yes, yes. Incredible. Apparently, here's what it says. I Love You, Man is the third collaboration between Paul Red and Jason Seagal. Following Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Kiera
I freaking love Knocked Up.
Lia
Right? So it's like if we took all of those movies and smushed them together, that would be our yeah, perfect.
Kiera
Yep.
Lia
That's all we need. Okay. Check to make sure that your boyfriends have female people that they respect and look up to.
Kiera
Yeah.
Lia
Role models.
Kiera
Role models.
Lia
Be sure that your boyfriends have female role models. Check it's. The boyfriend check of the day.
Kiera
Like it.
Lia
And then let me know who your celebrity couple would be, because I want to know everybody's, because I love it. And then… I love it so much. I feel like our friends Lisa and John, who we talk about a lot on here, I feel like they would be I mean, John just looks like Mr. Clean, which is so hot for him. And Lisa is just the epitome of Wonder Woman. I think they could do, like, a Wonder Woman reboot.
Kiera
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Lia
Like, Gal Gadot would play Lisa in a minute. In a hot minute. Jason Statham maybe would play John.
Kiera
Jason Statham? Yeah.
Lia
Be fun.
Kiera
That's a good one.
Lia
That could be fun. But anyway, send me all of your celebrity couples. I would love to know. Speaking of Lisa and John, this podcast, like all podcasts, is sponsored by Lunar Herbals.
Kiera
Drink it every morning.
Lia
Drink it every morning. The other day, I made the elixir of love. I mix it with our coffee creamer, and I was like, because I've been having a lot of acid reflux. And so I've tried to get away from coffee and orange juice and anything that's going to be high acidity. So I've been drinking a lot of these herbal drinks, and so I made the elixir of love the other day, and I was drinking some. I'm like, Here, babe, drink this. And he's like, yeah, it's good. I like it. And I'm like, great. It's an aphrodisiac. Get ready.
Kiera
Yeah. Give me 20.
Lia
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Kiera
Have a wonderful day and enjoy your hot girl guy whatever. Walk.
Lia
Hot person walk.
Kiera
We saw hot person walk running past.
Lia
The house the other day over Dreamers.
Kiera
No, thanks. I call it my mall walk. I get it. Like, I get this fast, like, walk going, but that's about as fast as I go.
Lia
We take the dogs. So it's like the dog walk usually. But we've realized that for both of our mental health, for everybody, including Marshall, the dogs, we need to be outside for at least 30 minutes a day.
Kiera
Yes, we do that here. Get outside. Enjoy it.
Lia
Okay. Love you a long time. See you real soon. Bye.
Kiera
Bye.
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